Head of Skate! HA HA HA

What would this blog be if I didn't get in on the Presidential Election Humor?  

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Not Working Out As Planned

Well, my ADD/ABD got the best of me and I'm behind. I bet you predicted that! I have two meetings tomorrow that I'm getting prepared for so, I have only viewed 1 of the 10 videos! I know, I know, I know! Hmmm...this isn't working out as planned. Does anyone have the answers to the quizzes I can buy? Just kidding!!!!!!!!

Lets Have Txt

I found out about this new website called LetsHaveTxt.com . Yup, it is just like it sounds. So you know me, I had to go there and see what it was all about. Following is my dialogue with someone from the site.

Sexy Cowboy- What can a cowboy do for you today?

Me- I'm not sure. What can you do?

Sexy Cowboy- What would you like me to do?

Me- Hmmm

Sexy Cowboy- You like horses?

Me- Yes

Sexy Cowboy- Would you like to ride mine?

Me- Actually no I don't have time, I'm going through an adoption...can you help me out with that?

Blank Air...

Me- Hello

Me- Not so Sexy huh?

Sexy Cowboy- But you are beauty.

Me- Thanks

Sexy Cowboy - Well, if you ever need a sexy cowboy let me know.

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess adoption is not so sexy huh?

They have a sexy plumber and robot, try it out and let me know what you get! Oh, maybe I should put a warning in front of this video for some people so...WARNING. LOL

On to the Good Stuff!

Honestly, I don't care for politics but the campaigning for Presidential primaries has been very interesting. But I have to tell you, I was so sick of the racial slights between Clinton's and Obama's Democratic camp! I was so happy when I woke up this morning to hear a truce was called between the two on racial issues. Yes, I know it happened on TV during the debate but I fell asleep and missed it! oops!

Now, maybe we can get to the good stuff...let them talk about each other for other stuff that won't cause riots! You know, healthcare, education, global warming, etc... Well, I take that back maybe everything has the potential to cause riots but not like race talk does. Maybe, Hillary will cry again. Now, that would be good TV! (I'm probably going to get lots of hate email for that comment huh?...LOL, just jokes)

Save The CeleBRITy Children!

(This was too funny, I had to post. I know so unlike me...more like Tasha ;-) )

African family adopts Britney's kids.
By Ellen Tarlin Posted Thursday, Oct. 4, 2007, at 5:19 PM ET

LOS ANGELES—A Malawi couple has completed adoption paperwork for Sean Preston Federline, 2, and Jayden James Federline, 1, after their mother, Britney Spears, lost custody of the children Monday. It was Ms. Spears' inability to provide car seats that initially brought the plight of her children to the attention of the Malawi couple, who wish to remain anonymous, and who will be referred to here as Mr. and Mrs. M. But it was the widely circulated photograph of Ms. Spears' vagina that really drew their concern. "In our country, a good mother does not show her business to the press," Mrs. M said. "It is very bad luck." After Spears' "performance" at MTV's Video Music Awards, the adoptive couple knew they had to do something. "We could not allow innocent children to live under such horrific conditions anymore," they explained. "The Third World can no longer turn a blind eye to the tragedy affecting so many U.S. celebrity children."

Los Angeles, where the Federline children have been living, is one of the richest cities in the world, trapped in a seemingly endless cycle of depravity, narcissism, and veganism. Nearly 27 percent of the children in Los Angeles suffer the misfortune of having celebrity parents. Mr. and Mrs. M were stunned by the deplorable conditions these victims live in. Children are subject to verbal abuse via cell phone, and babies are dangled over balcony railings. "Fathers kill mothers, and then put out badly written books about it," Mr. M said. "And the names these children must bear," said Mrs. M. "Apple, Fifi Trixibell, Fuchsia, Moxie CrimeFighter, Pilot Inspektor, Sage Moonblood—what kind of future can these poor children have?"

From Slate Online Magazine